my superpower

I’ve decided at last.  My superpower will be the ability to redistribute fat.  The fat has to be conserved, but I can move it around.

There, there, starving children, have some Wisconsin tubbiness.

Mr. Putin, put your hands up and step away from that country, if you don’t want to have breasts.

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5 responses to “my superpower

  1. if you don’t want to have breasts… on your face.
    Last night I couldn’t sleep so I got back up to see who played “Momma” in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.
    Wow.

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